BOCA RATON, FL — Dogs in Publix, a dog acting like a person while sitting at a restaurant table, and a person who can’t park a Kia. Welcome to Sunday’s Boca Rudeton nominations. Boca Rudeton is our award for people in South Palm Beach County who just can’t be nice to other people.
We’ll start with a Kia that was stopped on SW 18th Street in Boca Raton on Sunday morning. Our source told us, and the shot proves, that the Kia driver likes to cross things. In this particular case, the. The line between two parking spots is made to split them, not bring them together.
The next group is a group of people eating at Banana Boat in Boynton Beach. Tables are usually for people, but on this day, someone at the restaurant at 739 East Ocean Blvd. thought it was fine to put a dog on a table.
The next Boca Rudeton candidate is at the Publix at Boca Village Square. A woman with a dog that doesn’t seem to do anything useful. That means the woman is breaking not only Publix’s rules but also the law. No one knows if the woman will get a ticket or be punished in some other way.
To the people nominated for the Boca Rudeton Hall of Fame (or shame) today: living with yourself is enough of a win, so we don’t have any other awards for you.
We want to warn our readers that it’s against the law to bring a dog into a restaurant or a grocery store, and it’s also against the law to call that dog a “service” dog if it hasn’t been taught to do something other than offer “emotional support.”
Also, we tell our readers that they can’t expect to be alone in a public place. Don’t want to be seen here? Don’t be rude here! Use the form below to send us your Boca Rudeton ideas. MetroDesk Media, LLC is the owner of the brand for Boca RudetonTM.
